like a book, only not

Yuletide! \o/

November 11, 2008, 11:20 pm

Dear awesome Yuletide writer,Hullo! I am not a crazy person, I swear. Honestly, I am not that picky - anything you write will undoubtedly make me very happy! However, if you would like to get to...

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no woman has ever resisted my charms

January 1, 2009, 10:42 am

Okay. Now that reveals are in (yay!), I can disclose which fic I wrote!this is not a chick flickHades/Persephone, 8092 wordsI can also now confess that I have spent the last week with my jaw gradually...

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i can haz fangs?

February 18, 2009, 10:05 am

So. If I were to write a vampire!Merlin fic, should I go with the traditional "Merlin gets bitten by a vampire/Arthur copes" story? Or should I go full-out AU with this shit and Twilight it up into a...

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AHAHAHA - what?

March 31, 2009, 11:40 pm

Please tell me this is an April's Fools joke.Evidently, the reason why the country's been in the shitter is because all the weak, emotional, easily manipulated women are voting with their vaginas...

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turns out I still have innocence to lose

December 18, 2009, 11:35 am

Have just discovered that one of my best friends in middle school is now a furry who is dating a 37 year old man that she met on a pet fetish forum. Evidently, this all stems from our anime-crazy...

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Can we just cut it off the map already?

March 14, 2010, 1:42 pm

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL, TEXAS.No, seriously, what the hell? Do you guys enjoy being the mockery of the whole intellectual world? What, were you so scared by Alaska possibly stealing your reputation as a...

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Article 0

March 21, 2010, 7:54 pm

WE DID IT, BITCHES!YES!YES!So, uh, I guess we're Communist now, huh?YES!Also, Stupak. Do you see this fire? I would like for you to go and jump into it, please. No need to come back out.One more...

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